That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

do sandwiches even exist?

i don't think i know what a sandwich is anymore

tiny particles of wood are absolutely and completely safe to accidentally inhale, right?

@grime_witch draw a cat with a human nose and hands

@USBhumpDog @Elizafox oh gods why can't i escape that damn sandwich chart? like, pop-tarts are a dang pastry!

i think i ate too much sugar! hooray!

@Elizafox 'The Starry Night' by Vincent van Gogh was painted during Queen Victoria's reign

why is it that i'm one of these people?

why is it that people continue to have the ability to open packaging from the wrong end?

@squirrel chip

driving is much more interesting when one has the opening and pallet town themes from first gen pokemon games aggressively stuck in one's head

ahhh why does everyone have to be so cool?

@squirrel you can't stop me *latches*

@squirrel wait i've got it! dye hair grey because it's right in the middle of a gradient of fuchsia and lime

@squirrel but booooooth

@squirrel why not do both?

@squirrel you just did