That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

no matter how hard i try it is apparently against the laws of reality to get a perfect balance of cereal and milk in a bowl

@Elizafox *poor person's d:

why does the night air smell so much better?

@squirrel every rock deserves a makeover every now and then!

met a cute pink painted rock on a bench by the sea https://computerfairi.es/media/ATJDNPhlUVoIJV9gDvk

@squirrel *pet*

@squirrel i'd already agreed without reading this
*pet*

almost walked out into the path of a reversing car because i was too busy thinking about that burger monarchy nonsense

bourgergeois

@boots yes and i don't understand how anyone can say otherwise

@squirrel SANDWICHES ARE IMPORTANT, OK?

it's 2017 and everything is a sandwich now

@boots this is the worst thing you could possibly say

@Elizafox no no no please don't bring up sandwich cookies please no

@Elizafox open faced sandwiches should stop being liars with their stupid dumb name of deceit

do sandwiches even exist?

i don't think i know what a sandwich is anymore

tiny particles of wood are absolutely and completely safe to accidentally inhale, right?

@grime_witch draw a cat with a human nose and hands