That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@squirrel ohh? uh? what are you doing? i'm beginning to think that there was in fact something going on over here instead of the previously stated 'nothing'

@squirrel that's uh, that's a weird thing to say
whatever, i'm just going to look in there now
*attempts to gently nudge you out of the way while reaching for the handles*

@squirrel no no it's ok, you can go back to whatever you were doing
besides, it'll be easier if i look myself

@squirrel oh okay then
oh, while i'm here i need to get something from out of that closet

@squirrel what the heck's going on over there?

@squirrel kitty just wanna help

y'know, if i'm going to lean over small, quickly rotating things i should really tie my hair back or something

@squirrel plaid!

@squirrel what did i tell you about wiggling?

@Elizafox @squirrel https://computerfairi.es/media/kDBhEjc7SV_60B_gQ1s

@squirrel *rhythmically oscillates slightly*

@squirrel oh no this feels like it might be contagious

@squirrel you can't do that on the internet

pants with fake pockets are just rubbish and i hate them

@Elizafox urgh...give me...five more minutes

@boots why are you really good at improvising reasons that something is some way on the spot?

no matter how hard i try it is apparently against the laws of reality to get a perfect balance of cereal and milk in a bowl

@Elizafox *poor person's d:

why does the night air smell so much better?

@squirrel every rock deserves a makeover every now and then!