That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@Elizafox @squirrel alright fine, is this any better?

@Elizafox @squirrel but this way it both makes me cool and doesn't make me cool

@squirrel @Elizafox ohh i see now

@Elizafox i put the coolest emoji in my name, is it working?

if i put an emoji in my name will i be cooler?

ah, the healing power of cold pizza

i can say for sure that today on the internet there was at least one bizarre, sexual conversation about televisions

since joining a mastodon instance, the frequency of me seeing the word 'vore' has drastically increased

this probably doesn't mean anything at all

@squirrel confirmed to be a sandwich

why can't i ever wait for the tea to cool down?

@Elizafox now that you've said that magic word, the horrible sound once again infests my mind

i forgot how therapeutic making bread dough is

anyone know how to make a room warm without either destroying it or requiring me to fiddle about with the heater settings and then get frustrated when i can't figure out what all those little symbols on the remote's screen mean?

@Elizafox on second thoughts, there's no way i'm sifting through all that

@Elizafox is this a challenge?

i guess it's that time of year where it's cold enough for me to complain about it but not cold enough for me to actually do anything about it

@cadey shitposts are the lifeblood of the internet