That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@Irick you already are tho

wow driving a car with a slightly wonky speedometer sure is great and safe

@twitter@mastodon.technology chunky or smooth peanut butter?

@squirrel chunky or smooth peanut butter?

@Morgan chunky or smooth peanut butter?

@boots chunky or smooth peanut butter?

@Elizafox what about bananantiquing?

@Elizafox i read that as you having thoughts on an anarchy that is in a bathtub

@squirrel 'cause it's reeeaaally good

@Irick surely you mean 'succeeds at being'?

@83bot i'm sorry :'c

@Elizafox i'm not even sure there was any actual coconut oil in that stuff

goodbye coconut scented shampoo and conditioner, you were kinda rubbish at your job but i'll always miss your pleasant aroma

@twitter@mastodon.technology @luciferMysticus @Elizafox why would you put thought into writing something like this?

@Elizafox "In my time, I've seen faeces in a urinal once or twice, but never in the sinks."
holy fuck why

@83bot no! rowlet is too pure for your shenanigans!

is it possible to combine ska and vaporwave?

@chr@cybre.space i think i saw a picture once but it was probably an edited fake

@Elizafox haha joke's on you, i'm not wearing pants