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they should make computer mice with the ball in them again except the ball is made of chocolate and your mousepad is covered in sprinkles/chopped hazelnuts and when you use the mouse the tasty pieces go on the chocolate ball and at the end of the day you get to have a tasty treat

if there's anything that i've learned from Yakuza 5 it's that if you eat a strawberry parfait once, you'll be better at hitting a baseball

"i'm so sorry my sibling/friend/colleague was such a bother to you" *hands me an unbreakable knife*

what is with these people???

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it turns out it's difficult to put on a boot when you've forgotten there's a Palm VII in it

Yakuza npc: "thank you for helping me/teaching me an important life lesson! here, take this entire tree branch"

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