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Birdo from super mario bros 2 except she shoots out burgers instead of eggs and she's called Burgo

they should make computer mice with the ball in them again except the ball is made of chocolate and your mousepad is covered in sprinkles/chopped hazelnuts and when you use the mouse the tasty pieces go on the chocolate ball and at the end of the day you get to have a tasty treat

if there's anything that i've learned from Yakuza 5 it's that if you eat a strawberry parfait once, you'll be better at hitting a baseball

"i'm so sorry my sibling/friend/colleague was such a bother to you" *hands me an unbreakable knife*

what is with these people???

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it turns out it's difficult to put on a boot when you've forgotten there's a Palm VII in it

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