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y'know, if i'm going to lean over small, quickly rotating things i should really tie my hair back or something

no matter how hard i try it is apparently against the laws of reality to get a perfect balance of cereal and milk in a bowl

almost walked out into the path of a reversing car because i was too busy thinking about that burger monarchy nonsense

a sandwich can be twenty dads
thats it
just twenty dads

tiny particles of wood are absolutely and completely safe to accidentally inhale, right?

why is it that people continue to have the ability to open packaging from the wrong end?

driving is much more interesting when one has the opening and pallet town themes from first gen pokemon games aggressively stuck in one's head

apparently my urge to click 'show more' buttons continues to be stronger than my sense to not do things that'd put me in a bad mood

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