That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

you gain brouzouf

does a bed count as clothes?

y'know, if i'm going to lean over small, quickly rotating things i should really tie my hair back or something

pants with fake pockets are just rubbish and i hate them

no matter how hard i try it is apparently against the laws of reality to get a perfect balance of cereal and milk in a bowl

why does the night air smell so much better?

met a cute pink painted rock on a bench by the sea https://computerfairi.es/media/ATJDNPhlUVoIJV9gDvk

almost walked out into the path of a reversing car because i was too busy thinking about that burger monarchy nonsense

bourgergeois

it's 2017 and everything is a sandwich now

do sandwiches even exist?

i don't think i know what a sandwich is anymore

tiny particles of wood are absolutely and completely safe to accidentally inhale, right?

i think i ate too much sugar! hooray!

why is it that i'm one of these people?

why is it that people continue to have the ability to open packaging from the wrong end?

driving is much more interesting when one has the opening and pallet town themes from first gen pokemon games aggressively stuck in one's head

ahhh why does everyone have to be so cool?