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why do i keep not taking out the university id card with the shitty unprepared photo out of my wallet?

the pansexuality symbol looks like you could make a cool sword out of it

y'know, if i'm going to lean over small, quickly rotating things i should really tie my hair back or something

no matter how hard i try it is apparently against the laws of reality to get a perfect balance of cereal and milk in a bowl

almost walked out into the path of a reversing car because i was too busy thinking about that burger monarchy nonsense

a sandwich can be twenty dads
thats it
just twenty dads

tiny particles of wood are absolutely and completely safe to accidentally inhale, right?

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!