That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

@squirrel confirmed to be a sandwich

why can't i ever wait for the tea to cool down?

i forgot how therapeutic making bread dough is

anyone know how to make a room warm without either destroying it or requiring me to fiddle about with the heater settings and then get frustrated when i can't figure out what all those little symbols on the remote's screen mean?

i guess it's that time of year where it's cold enough for me to complain about it but not cold enough for me to actually do anything about it

sure, the internet is great, but did you know there's a service you can use to send bits of paper wrapped in larger bits of paper to all your friends/enemies?

why do i keep not taking out the university id card with the shitty unprepared photo out of my wallet?

goodness, Axiom Verge's soundtrack continues to be fantastic

sometimes the internet is extremely good

why does autoplaying media gotta be a thing?

oh, huh, a tiny little earthquake

the pansexuality symbol looks like you could make a cool sword out of it

you gain brouzouf

does a bed count as clothes?

y'know, if i'm going to lean over small, quickly rotating things i should really tie my hair back or something

pants with fake pockets are just rubbish and i hate them

no matter how hard i try it is apparently against the laws of reality to get a perfect balance of cereal and milk in a bowl

why does the night air smell so much better?