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NINJAS PENETRATE THE DOME

welcome to the rectangle tent. floppy or stiff, we got premium grade rects. squares? cost ya extra. circles? get em outta here. pentagons? n

who thought it would be a good idea to put carpet in a bathroom?

Boost this toot if you think more people should see this toot

wow, there is a certain kind of sadness that exudes from sunbleached christmas window decorations

wow driving a car with a slightly wonky speedometer sure is great and safe

if a bird had bed head, would it be called nest crest?

goodbye coconut scented shampoo and conditioner, you were kinda rubbish at your job but i'll always miss your pleasant aroma

@Morgan nooo not you too! it's just the words 'apple juice' !
do people just like being reminded of apple juice?

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@Irick what about you, why would you favourite and boost a toot of nothing but the words 'apple juice' ?

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