That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

"real yakuza piss their pants"
– @mavica

*soda drinker pro voice* boner soda

current mood: Justin McElroy saying "Bones!" during the Haunted Doll Watch section in the first episode of the MBMBaM tv show

one day i hope to be a jaunty rascal

j'accuse (jean accuse)

spaghetti

a stealthy morning meal is called a sneakfast

why am i still drinking this hurghrughrughh

lemon juice sure is sour, huh?

where would i go if i needed a huge list of English adjectives or nouns with the nasty bits pre-curated out?

that there potato sure is rotato

Doom Eternal needs to have a buny petting mode

caramelogram

favourite this toot and i'll personally send you a direct message containing nothing but a single 'a'

bibliography jones

i've just remembered about the world of dessert versions of foods that aren't usually desserts and it sure is something