That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

jorts

@Elizafox please never stop punning

i feel like my mind barely intersects this plane of reality today

it's 2017 and i just heard the word 'rickrolling' being said on the news on tv

sad robots deserve hugs

how do i obtain energy?

blurgl

goodnight Mastodon! you are filled with strange and wonderful people! it is great!

if i put an emoji in my name will i be cooler?

ah, the healing power of cold pizza

i can say for sure that today on the internet there was at least one bizarre, sexual conversation about televisions

since joining a mastodon instance, the frequency of me seeing the word 'vore' has drastically increased

this probably doesn't mean anything at all

@squirrel confirmed to be a sandwich

why can't i ever wait for the tea to cool down?

i forgot how therapeutic making bread dough is

anyone know how to make a room warm without either destroying it or requiring me to fiddle about with the heater settings and then get frustrated when i can't figure out what all those little symbols on the remote's screen mean?

i guess it's that time of year where it's cold enough for me to complain about it but not cold enough for me to actually do anything about it