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could one combine pureed pineapple into some pizza dough effectively?

NINJAS PENETRATE THE DOME

welcome to the rectangle tent. floppy or stiff, we got premium grade rects. squares? cost ya extra. circles? get em outta here. pentagons? n

who thought it would be a good idea to put carpet in a bathroom?

Boost this toot if you think more people should see this toot

wow, there is a certain kind of sadness that exudes from sunbleached christmas window decorations

wow driving a car with a slightly wonky speedometer sure is great and safe

if a bird had bed head, would it be called nest crest?

goodbye coconut scented shampoo and conditioner, you were kinda rubbish at your job but i'll always miss your pleasant aroma

@Morgan nooo not you too! it's just the words 'apple juice' !
do people just like being reminded of apple juice?

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