Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

I drew my spells in chalk - I worked them into flowers and swirls on the footpath outside her house.

I loved her, though she never saw me, and she likely never would.

These were not love spells, or even spells to make her notice me.

These were spells to keep her safe, so she would be able to return to her home whole, healthy and unharmed after long hours of screaming, waving signs and dodging unmarked vans.

That was more important.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

using computers to hunt and kill nazis is a time honored tradition of gay culture, sir. It's part of my peoples' history.

"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

cis ppl: Is [character] a boy or girl???

creator: no

cis ppl: >:O fine I'll just decide 4 u

The "my experience with (thing) was not bad therefore all experiences with (thing) are good and all of you are wrong" is such a white take that photographers use it to white-balance their cameras.

malloc()? just allocating memory for free? sounds like socialism

Me @ any media ever

I still call the string of posts on Mastodon "timeline" but I think we need a term distinct from birdsite

May I suggest: toot chute

@V finally, i can get the amulet and ascend to Sretooh Yobmef

Ah, yes, young rogue, you must travel to the deepest level of this dungeon, and return with The Amulet of Yobmef!