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The faeries had been generous.
My table was constantly piled high with the best food, my clothing always fit perfectly, my shoes never pinched or rubbed my feet.

Anyone who knows anything about fairies knows you never accept gifts from them or eat their food, lest you be trapped and beholden to them.

But I decided since I was trapped in my apartment anyway, what the heck.

So far all they'd asked for in return was my Netflix password.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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"Listen," she said quietly, "I know how this is supposed to go. The knight gets past the dragon, rescues the princess and blah blah blah."

The knight raised an eyebrow.

"But I can't just leave right now." The princess gestured to a nest with three large dragon eggs. "I promised the dragon I'd be her nurse maid."

"Oh," his eyes widened with realisation. "Ohhhh! Hey, can I stay? I could knit them little sweaters! Do dragons wear sweaters?"

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#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@deejvalen Would it be OK if I’m new to LttPR? Or should I get through a few seeds on my own first? I don’t want to drag the whole thing down. ^^;;

actual how i've been doing 

@Facet *huuuugs!*

actual how i've been doing 

@Facet can i hug the raccoon

@deejvalen It was SUPER tempting to scream this while my parents were watching mass yesterday. XD

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@deejvalen can i pet them if i’m wearing proper protective gear

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A woman in a cafe leans across the table towards a shadowy figure on a hood.

"Are you saying… it's possible to get isekai'd into another isekai? To get knocked one level deeper?"

"The real question, Lucky, is how many times this has already happened…"

This summer, join klutzy truckbait Naomi "Lucky" Shi on her accidental journey through the quirky yet problematic worlds beyond death, to the very heart of existence, where she must confront the jackass who keeps greenlighting all these cookiecutter isekai shows.

**Isekainception**

Simulcast begins August 2020 on VRV.

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stalking, doxxing 

I just learned that byuu's "Burnout" on emudev and erratic "I'm leaving, no I'm back, no I'm leaving again" behavior was because someone was stalking him, and now he's disappearing for good to protect himself and others.

I'm... I can't put into words the rage I'm feeling right now.
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"The future of video games is having them become more expressive—"

Yes! 😃

"—by having them emulate real life more directly."

No! 😃

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Fun fact:

Years ago I asked about the possibility to video lectures to save records of them online for students to use for studying and was told I couldn't because it would probably violate FERPA.

This year because of covid I have to videotape all lectures in case students don't feel like coming to campus or fall ill.

Basically all the things we were told you can't do that would make academia more accessible are suddenly being done. It's almost like they could have been done all the time.

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Lead quest designer for Cyberpunk 2077 has said the game is "not a political statement" which is the farthest thing from cyberpunk

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Twitch Stream 

We're at the... 16th? night of the Racial Justice and Equality Bundle games I want to show off, and that's only like 1/8 of the total items in the bundle!

Anyway, more Lenna's Inception, and more variety. Not much Lenna left!

twitch.tv/facetraccoon

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being arrested in Portland 

What happens if the federal mercenaries arrest you in Portland.

Note the absence of Miranda rights, no phone call, not being informed of the charge, no charging documents, and not getting your belongings or your ID back.

The mercenaries keeping your driver's license, wallet, and phone after they kidnap you is a deliberate attack on your life.

If you protest, carry a copy of your ID and not real ID.

portlandoregonian-or.newsmemor

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