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@mawr can i pet the soff

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uh holy shit, ps3 players of mgsv achieved the impossible and got everyone playing the game on ps3 to disarm their bikes and trigger the secret ending cutscene vice.com/en_us/article/bv855a/

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no, computers werent a mistake

no, the internet wasnt a mistake

the mistake was letting capitalism have control of these things

@deejvalen There may be a robot who has a liiiiiiittle bit of a crush on a mouse... <<;

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The faeries had been generous.
My table was constantly piled high with the best food, my clothing always fit perfectly, my shoes never pinched or rubbed my feet.

Anyone who knows anything about fairies knows you never accept gifts from them or eat their food, lest you be trapped and beholden to them.

But I decided since I was trapped in my apartment anyway, what the heck.

So far all they'd asked for in return was my Netflix password.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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"Listen," she said quietly, "I know how this is supposed to go. The knight gets past the dragon, rescues the princess and blah blah blah."

The knight raised an eyebrow.

"But I can't just leave right now." The princess gestured to a nest with three large dragon eggs. "I promised the dragon I'd be her nurse maid."

"Oh," his eyes widened with realisation. "Ohhhh! Hey, can I stay? I could knit them little sweaters! Do dragons wear sweaters?"

🥚
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@deejvalen Would it be OK if I’m new to LttPR? Or should I get through a few seeds on my own first? I don’t want to drag the whole thing down. ^^;;

actual how i've been doing 

@Facet *huuuugs!*

actual how i've been doing 

@Facet can i hug the raccoon

@deejvalen It was SUPER tempting to scream this while my parents were watching mass yesterday. XD

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@deejvalen can i pet them if i’m wearing proper protective gear

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A woman in a cafe leans across the table towards a shadowy figure on a hood.

"Are you saying… it's possible to get isekai'd into another isekai? To get knocked one level deeper?"

"The real question, Lucky, is how many times this has already happened…"

This summer, join klutzy truckbait Naomi "Lucky" Shi on her accidental journey through the quirky yet problematic worlds beyond death, to the very heart of existence, where she must confront the jackass who keeps greenlighting all these cookiecutter isekai shows.

**Isekainception**

Simulcast begins August 2020 on VRV.

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