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@behold3r 🎢 flyyyyyy me to the timezone… 🎢

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everyone's always like "haha what if bowser and peach are in a relationship and it's not really kidnapping" but what if it's fake kidnapping because bowser wants an excuse to see mario because he's got a crush

@quirk I’m doing alright! Had to be up early for a conference call this morning, but I get to leave work earlier so it all works out. ^^;

People are holding a Twitch boycott today, so instead of streaming, some friends are doing a bad movie watch-along tonight, just enjoying some cheesy and ridiculous nonsense together. XD Should be fun!

@kat so many wonderful and adorable fursonas, each more pettable than the last

*pets one* :3

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i want to go to their cafΓ©

boost if you would go to their cafΓ© with me

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"These copper ingots," the devil said, "are of sub-par quality."
"You accepted them as payment," the merchant said, "the deal is done."
"Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain," the devil said. "Your name will live forever."
"That is all I ask," said Ea-nasir.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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everyone's like "but this animal kind of does it" and like

no

i mean in the voice of a 40yo funimation intern who can totally do a wicked monster voice you guys, my nephew loves it

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wish irl animals just shouted their name real loud like pokemon do

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If you want an accurate answer on how long a project will take, ask two experts independently, and then multiply their answers

aaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

but my girlfriend is the absolute best girlfriend,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

even better than yours,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

because she's you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

because you're my girlfriend,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

love my girlfriend very very much,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

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remember that part in ff7 where you’re like β€œwe have to find the horrible superscientist who’s done immoral human experiments and got a bunch of people killed” and then you find him lounging around on a beach chair surrounded by girls, experiencing a paid vacation and zero consequences

that felt a lot less realistic when i was twelve

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when your ai girlfriend is fidgety and you have to calm her down that's software debouncing

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