Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

japanese game: this character has a big sword because they're stronger than a regular human. they have magical super strength. that is why they have a big sword. the big sword is not for normal humans and this character has one to communicate they are not a normal human

every internet guy: impractical sword??? wow humans can't use that, shit writers in japan imo

whenever i join a discord and the rules explicitly say "no pepes" i immediately feel more at ease

I think CONSTANTLY about that tweet that was like "love to be born at the end of the Fuck Around century and have to live in the Find Out century"

when you wake you have a Pepsi craving. weird, since you've never had soda before in your life

at work you start noticing stuff out of the corner of your cybereyes: familiar billboards, vending machines, friends' actual drinks - all Pepsi-branded now, even things Pepsi would never sell

that evening you can barely comprehend your fav news podcast; the feed's near crowded out by intrusive thoughts about that fucking soda

but you do catch one line about "viral marketing"

#posthumanhorrorstories

just found out about capitalism :/ pretty rough day tbh

nearly one million people in the USA have died of covid: I sleep

china locks down a Disney park in order to quarantine a COVID case: real shit