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bad hrt joke 

So there was this trans lady, and she was having a problem. Lately she'd been making terrible jokes all the time, like they'd just come to out of the blue. Didn't think it was a big deal, then one day when she was applying her makeup she realized she had a box full of clown face paints that she didn't remember. She ran to her closet and opened it to reveal a series of colorful costumes and red ball noses. "Oh," She said. "I must've been prescribed pro-jest-erone by mistake."

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Twitch casual stream 

I'm continuing my blind playthrough of the lesser-known PS2 action RPG Dual Hearts! Come join me for an adventure of your (or at least the townspeople's) dreams!

twitch.tv/lenalietta/

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

transphobes seriously confuse me sometimes redd.it/f0zi41

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temtem 

Skeptical Researcher: As expected, it's a wild goose chase.

Me: What's a goose?

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"We have five neins of uptime!" "Don't you mean five nines?" "No, we have five sysadmins in Berlin, and all the servers just fell over."

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Far-right violence 

It really pisses me off to see well-placed leftists with a lot of social capital dismiss the need to defend against groups like the Proud Boys. Like yes, the alt right are buffoons and whatnot, but don't act like they're not assaulting vulnerable people in the communities where they're active.

It's laughable to you, but we have to live next to them. There's literally a Nazi across the nearest major street from me who trains people for street battles and talks about targeting people with disabilities

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Every trans person deserves parents who accept them as their gender.

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person: okay, we've arrived at the beach, did you bring the sandwiches?

me: yeah

*person looks behind me to see a small coven conjuring some super cool dust devils from the nearest dunes*

person: ...I think you may have misheard me

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uspol 

language of "divisiveness" is never used to tell the right to stop attacking people, it's always used to tell the left to sit down and let them hurt us

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Ouroboros can have little a ouroboros, as a treat

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good evening. here's a drawing of Hazuki Ryo from the Shenmue series of games that i don't think i posted anywhere. please enjoy

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instance block recommendation, gab, TERFs 

Hey so just noticed gleasonator[.]com is a new Gab-affiliated instance by everyone’s least favourite TERF slug, Alex Gleason. Already banned a user for literally arguing on behalf of *phrenology* (for trans exclusion, natch), what year is this. #mastoadmin #instanceblock

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smh at people calling Usenet quotes "meme arrows" like 4chan invented them
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magnifique, chef's kiss, a single tear runs down my cheek

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i wish that my friends could have good lives where they can live freely and be happy as themselves instead of lives where they're constantly being tortured and mocked for just trying to exist.. botsin.space/media/p7nUngPB8WH

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She saw on TV that ghosts made things cold, and she’d always had chilly feet at night.

So she found a stone with a hole through the middle and she waited under the covers until the chill made her toes curl.

Gently, she sat up, closing one eye and holding the stone up to the other.

Shimmering and thin as a beam of moonlight, the cat stretched and resettled on her feet.

She smiled and went back to bed, careful not to kick.

She’d always wanted a cat.

#microfiction #TootFic

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Yo Noid race to decide if pineapple belongs on pizza. 🤔
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the best part of being a gay woman is that ‘sapphic’ is a fucking incredible word

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I identify with my d&d character because I, too, have a -1 to Perception

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