Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

malloc()? just allocating memory for free? sounds like socialism

Me @ any media ever

I still call the string of posts on Mastodon "timeline" but I think we need a term distinct from birdsite

May I suggest: toot chute

@V finally, i can get the amulet and ascend to Sretooh Yobmef

Ah, yes, young rogue, you must travel to the deepest level of this dungeon, and return with The Amulet of Yobmef!

Thanks to @irisjaycomics, we now have our first ever bumper sticker for our car.

a million (1e6) seconds is roughly 11 days
a billion (1e9) seconds is over 31 years

beware logarithmic thinking

When there's no Windows build of your software

Hi Fellow Trans Dykes table of contents:
- why gender is such a raw deal and yet being a girl is rad
- you're actually super hot, trust me on this
- list of trans crowd funds you should donate to if you have stable income
- girls,,,, pretty
- fashion tips from me, a girl who hates dresses
- a crossword that's just transfem inside jokes
- gIRLS pRETTY
- it's ok to not (some shitty stereotype about trans women)
- 20 page rant about cishet bullshit
- ok but seriously call me, or at least follow me on mastodon
- girls!!! pretty!!!!

would be nice if 40 hour work weeks at least guaranteed medicine, a home, and food

Society Has Progressed Past the Need for AAA Video Games

"women and enbies" just say "people eligible to slay the witch-king of angmar"

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• remember Netscape Navigator

• ever used any modem with a bandwidth of 28,8 or lower

• had an Early Adopter account on Livejournal

• witnessed the rise and fall of PhPBB

• witnessed the rise and fall of Napster

• used the web before Google existed

• ever used a dialup BBS site

• remember Gopher

• ever downloaded music as .mod files

• remember when about 90% of the web was made up of personal sites which were "under construction" and had pictures of people's cats on them

• remember when Yahoo was literally just a big list of websites

• know IRC commands

• have heard anyone unironically use the phrase "information superhighway"

• can recognise different bandwidth modems by what bleepy handshake sound they make

• have ever received one of those chain e-mails where you have to scroll through about a kilometre of forwarded headers only to find a "hilarious" vaguely lewd image and/or a banal list like this one