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@isystem short story widely attributed to aesop where the mice get together and decide one of them will tie a bell around the cats neck so they know when she is coming but they all talk for days and no one decides to be the one to do it and then she eats them

@isystem oh!!!!! like cat belling except it actually gets done

"Brody is very obviously the father in this movie but.... who is the Daddy"

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masto satisfies my need to say things into the ether constantly or ill die but not my need for any of those things to ever be seen i just have to get more ppl to platform switch

still def have a fever i guess bc i am having full body shakes si that a fun thing to happen while im trying to do precise digital art work on a tight timeline

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am not hungover but if i were i think i figured out the only hangover cure which is acquire baked mac and cheese the night before to eat when u wake up

maybe i should use more pronouns thehre fun. i’m ok with like any pronoun really i just don’t want cis people to call me she

wow one of the YWA hosts has a new podcast where she talks about daddy issues in movies.... kin

is it abnormal and overly familiar to give close friends an anniversary gift if you’re friends with both of them or is it sweet

@void it’s ok i’m not rly fishing for advice just lamenting that i used to think a different way and now i mostly think in pictures and that’s harder to verbalize and talk to people about

@MUCK @void so i just draw other people’s ideas and listen to them talk at me. i do wish i had the writing skills and memory to do ADB though it looks like so much fun

@void well i used to write a ton of sff and wanted to b a writer when i was a kid and then i got legit medical brain damage and now i can only think tweet length thoughts and can’t come up with new ideas

wish i were good at writing i want to have fun with OCs

@per feverhavers unite after i take another nap

i have to stop putting lady lamb on playlists and then taking 2d6 brain damage each time i’m surprised by crane your neck

me and peach having a long distance pizza party we both ordered pizza and were getting drunk and watching a double feature of reanimator and sharpays fabulous adventure

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