Nezumi @Nezumi@computerfairi.es
Mouse furre/kemonomimi, mouse(girl)-kin, writer when she can get past her anxiety and executive dysfunction, transhumanist, autistic trans girl, would-be cutie squeak.
Joined May 2018
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luke: it's cringey though dad. you need a better fursona. i mean... black krayt dragon? that's such an edgelord move
vader: son
vader: have you even fucking seen a picture of me for 2 seconds my beautiful child?
vader: i am not an edgelord
vader: i am **THE** EDGELORD.
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a good thought: darth vader constantly referring to luke with various griffin mcelroy style epithets
"wanna rule the universe together, my sweet baby boy?"
(luke yeets himself into the cloud city depths)
"WHERE'S MY BOY"
@azushark shark very cute!
hrt
@hrt_timeline Well, that goes on my list of transition goals.
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hrt
how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a robot maid
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OCR Output
@PaladinQuinn
fy spockoandjimjim
If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust
comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card
and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think
Jews are comparable to cattle
Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)
@ veganconfessions
guys this is important
x progressivejudaism
And if you attempt to “Jewsplain” Jews on this issue,
you may want to check your privilege at the door.
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QueerPaladin 
Extreme Vegan Activism, Holocaust Mention, Jews
Complete respect to Vegans before I say this, this is not addressed at you.
A take, concerning the latest mastodrama
@troubleMoney Oh, god, what did I miss this time?
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"Skynet! Why did you nuke everyone?!?!"
*Skynet gestures towards the petabytes of trash in the facebook mod queue*
"...okay, yeah, good reason"
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ukpol, antisemitism, most galaxy-brained of takes
Labour MP Siobhain Mcdonagh: “to be anti-capitalism is to be anti-semitic”
https://nyebevannews.co.uk/labour-mp-siobhain-mcdonagh-to-be-anti-capitalism-is-to-be-anti-semitic/
Yes, obviously, because according to her the jews control the... hang on a sec, who was antisemitic again?
bad feelings
@oriole@mastodon.social I found this late, but I just wanted to say you've been nice to me and made art I enjoy and I don't want to see you suffer or die.
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@girl But... but... it has pockets! That totally makes up for everything else wrong with it, right? Nope, sorry. Actual pockets in women's clothing are really good, but I'd still like a dress I can wear comfortably somewhere other than the surface of Venus.
@girl What the fuck. It's the size of a napkin and can't be worn in less than 100 degree heat or more than zero humidity.
I need to post here more, and maybe set up some Mastodon accounts elsewhere as well?
hot take, "I stopped using..."
@noelle Does he at least glue captions to your cats?
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hot take, "I stopped using..."
"I stopped using <popular browser/website/software/etc.> and..." is no longer a fresh or interesting subject for an essay. At this point it's just self-important hipster omphaloskepsis.
(It doesn't help that almost 100% of these essays are from well-to-do white folks who have never known hardship and who think being cut off from Facebook is like living in poverty.)
These days, when I see an "I stopped using..." article, I assume it's written by this guy:
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Bonus hot take: if you consider yourself a skeptic, do remember that the origin of the word is the Greek σκεπτικός, meaning "thoughtful, inquiring" (and not, for example, "obnoxious, smug").
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Automated reception kiosks are a security dumpster fire
https://boingboing.net/2019/03/04/self-serve-attack-surface.html
drone kink trashpost
@sudo_bee I am very on board with this. I love beegirls, being mindless, and latex. Where can I sign up?
Mouse furre/kemonomimi, mouse(girl)-kin, writer when she can get past her anxiety and executive dysfunction, transhumanist, autistic trans girl, would-be cutie squeak.
Joined May 2018
