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sometimes kami flops over my arms when I'm at my pc and exposes her belly and then I pet her belly real firm like and she stretches out more and just purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

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luke: it's cringey though dad. you need a better fursona. i mean... black krayt dragon? that's such an edgelord move

vader: son

vader: have you even fucking seen a picture of me for 2 seconds my beautiful child?

vader: i am not an edgelord

vader: i am **THE** EDGELORD.

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a good thought: darth vader constantly referring to luke with various griffin mcelroy style epithets

"wanna rule the universe together, my sweet baby boy?"

(luke yeets himself into the cloud city depths)

"WHERE'S MY BOY"

youtube.com/watch?v=zYZl_YOMg7

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hrt 

how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a robot maid

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OCR Output 

@PaladinQuinn
fy spockoandjimjim

If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust
comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card
and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think
Jews are comparable to cattle

Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)

@ veganconfessions

guys this is important

x progressivejudaism

And if you attempt to “Jewsplain” Jews on this issue,
you may want to check your privilege at the door.

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Extreme Vegan Activism, Holocaust Mention, Jews 

Complete respect to Vegans before I say this, this is not addressed at you.

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"Skynet! Why did you nuke everyone?!?!"
*Skynet gestures towards the petabytes of trash in the facebook mod queue*
"...okay, yeah, good reason"

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ukpol, antisemitism, most galaxy-brained of takes 

Labour MP Siobhain Mcdonagh: “to be anti-capitalism is to be anti-semitic”

nyebevannews.co.uk/labour-mp-s

Yes, obviously, because according to her the jews control the... hang on a sec, who was antisemitic again?

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I need to post here more, and maybe set up some Mastodon accounts elsewhere as well?

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hot take, "I stopped using..." 

"I stopped using <popular browser/website/software/etc.> and..." is no longer a fresh or interesting subject for an essay. At this point it's just self-important hipster omphaloskepsis.

(It doesn't help that almost 100% of these essays are from well-to-do white folks who have never known hardship and who think being cut off from Facebook is like living in poverty.)

These days, when I see an "I stopped using..." article, I assume it's written by this guy:

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Bonus hot take: if you consider yourself a skeptic, do remember that the origin of the word is the Greek σκεπτικός, meaning "thoughtful, inquiring" (and not, for example, "obnoxious, smug").

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on worldwide theaters "only" screening Captain Marvel from Wednesday to Sunday this week, sexism & racism 1/2 

This is 4chan bullshit, don't fall for it. When you google schedules for your theaters you will notice that more often than not, only screenings for Captain Marvel from Wednesday to Sunday will be displayed.

The reason why? This movie hit huge ticket presale numbers, so a lot of screenings were planned in advance. Google have not yet picked up on the theater's updated schedule. Check

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Good news is I got the right size of lead this time. Bad news is that pencil is not my medium lol. This is supposed to be Kati. I'll figure out how not to fight my pencils eventually, nearly drove canyons into the paper trying to fix things.

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hrt 

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into a silly dragon

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kin discourse 

I'm seeing a bunch of that "kin is trans appropriation" argument around and it kinda bothers me.

For starters, that's kind of the same argument straight people made about gay people "ruining marriage."
Same argument cis gays make against trans inclusion in LGBT spaces.

Also for all the cyberpunk wanting robot bodies and body mods, it'd really feel like the LGBT community would be more understanding of a person wanting to have a different body. Not to say all kin want a different body but that's :valid: though.

All said though, we're not asking for rights here, we're not asking for official recognition, literally all we're asking for is to not be bullied about it.

Respect our identities, that is all we want. For most of us that barely even means going out of your way like you'd treat any other person.

Anyway, I'm dragonkin, and that hasn't been a problem for most of you till now but if it is, that's cool, you gotta do you and I gotta do me. Hope your life is good. 💕

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Ok, today's #dailysqueak is this badge of Simon in a toony style done by Marymouse (twitter.com/lilgreymouse). Wanted something other than the usual waist-up smiling or smirking face. n.n

tfw you wanna call someone what you usually call them in a public setting, but are pretty sure it would come across wrong.

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