@SpindleyQ @theoutrider Coming soon
Fantastic Lad 7: Wonder Boy 5: Monster World 3: Half Life 2 : Episode 1.
@theoutrider fursonas online are just webforms
absurd game series arcs, militarised police mention
@puppy@chitter.xyz @theoutrider having owned and played the first PQ Swat game i can confirm this is 100% true
Bad math jokes
@BatElite I've run the numbers on this screenshot; to a 1% margin of error, those are good puns.
seriously look at this thing https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/9/91/019Rattata-Alola.png/600px-019Rattata-Alola.png
this isn't just a rattata
this is a rattata who wants PICTURES OF SPINARAKMAN
@maple *happychrps!*
@maple oh that was me sorry XD Kami has decided to run off to play with random things. or the other cat.
@maple hblbhgllbhfhg
@maple hashtag lifehacks
please kitten stop stepping on the keyboard please please please I want to not randomly press hotkeys or toot random garbage into the ether.
... i mean.... I guess I already do the latter but I mean it's carefully curated random garbage.
Nobody wants to read endless toots of "BZBHGLFGHBHBLLGHBLGHGLLBBH" and fart noises that occasionally go around my mind.
everyone's already said this probably, re: fictional races in games/etc
@SilviaFox@sleeping.town sssaAAMME.
like for the brief period I played WoW I considered rolling a Horde character, but every single fucking orc/troll whatever race was just "hey here's a human female but with crap makeup on" and I was just "UUGHHH fuck this noise". Also worgen were disappointing because the human form was just regular human, voice included, and there was like no customisation for wolf form at all really.
everyone's already said this probably, re: fictional races in games/etc
"Non human-form female non-human races aren't marketable!" only because you've cultivated the market in such a way as to make it so.
The market is there, you just lack the courage to tap into it. WREST CONTROL OF THE MARKET BY ITS HORNS.
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that...wasn't a double entendre i promise you. at least it wasn't meant to be
everyone's already said this probably, re: fictional races in games/etc
smash the practice of making female non-human races just humans with "Star Trek" makeup on and a different skin colour. Make the female variants just as different to humans as the male ones. stop being lazy, gamedevs! give us proper monster girls! Give us proper animal races, not just "lol catgirls"! Make troll women buff and tall and toothy! don't just make them humans with green skin and pointy ears you cowards!
Kink
@Fenreliania @bunnylyn hhheck? .////.
Kink
@bunnylyn same tbh?
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.