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@revenant ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID
"I'm PORKY"

A dragon in Lothric 

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town If it's any consolation early on when they're fightable there they're an absolute arsehole to fight fair... most people use a trick I like to call "The Stair Master". whereby you kite them a very short distance to the nearby ledge on your left under some stairs, put a shield up facing the cliff, and watch them bounce off said shield and into oblivion. It's cheap, but.... it works.

@mallaidh i immediately regret that toot so much oh my god i'm sorry

A dragon in Lothric 

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town Iudex Dunkyr

@Miffy@awoo.space there's a fish with the species name boops boops.

@cute_weeds if the wind and rain wore sundresses would it wear jeans like this or like this

@theoutrider have they not just separated it off into a separate "premium" app?

@codl is this a custom kitchen delivery?
*indicating to a butterfly*

everyone's already said this probably, re: fictional races in games/etc 

@alahmnat yeah just looked it up and yeah Female Charr are actually really good?? like yes that's how it's meant to be.

everyone's already said this probably, re: fictional races in games/etc 

@alahmnat I forgot about GW2 to be honest. I did play it briefly and I can't remember what female charr look like.

vaguely gross, bodily functions 

@theoutrider you'll know it when it happens :|

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@theoutrider in which case I pray that its just the sick guitar licks and not the flamethrower as well D:

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@theoutrider absolutely do not summon the Doof D:

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