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@LANthus uafhasfhas SO CUTE

also i wanna play the genius inventor kobold who makes sunshades for all her kobold friends so they can function in the daylight even solo so they get SUPER BONUSED when they are together. Crack Kobold Super Squad. Saving the Day. With Superior Tactics.

@Siphonay smol anxiety ball pokemon is good and valid and deserves gentle pets and soft soothing music

i wanna play an rpg where i get to play as akobold in a party of kobolds i want a cute kobold adventure where we're good kobolds

amyes! *hughug* Flagship seems to have spymasters so good when they wake up with a lifetime regret that toot through text.

So here's a weird thing you might not know:

While Alice Cooper the band is a legend in shock rock, Alice Cooper the man is legitimately one of the best human beings in the US. He spends a substantial amount of his time and money helping fellow rockers beat addiction, and has been known to drop everything in order to make sure that a fan or friend is safe and secure. He's a feminist, pro-LGBTQ+, and is just generally a Good Dude.

thanks to the internet any time I see the words "oh no" typed I hear them in my head with Knuckles' voice from Sonic Adventure.

TODAY'S FASHION FIND: etsy.com/shop/TwilightsFancy?r HOLOGRAPHIC CHOKERS. nero sent the first one to me and said "hey, be honest here, how trans femme aesthetic is this?" (the answer is EXTREMELY trans femme aesthetic)

@theoutrider "jesus christ Seinfeld's a horrifying mess" fixed that for you

@Cynder @SilviaFox@sleeping.town @Efi No it's okay I can totally see Cynder calmly chilling out watching hte rain snuggling Avery and then just yawning, stretching, casually suplexing a game dev studio like it's nothing and not even realising she's done that until after it's pointed out.

@Cynder @Efi @SilviaFox@sleeping.town Universal Suplex Studios would like to announce that we are merging!!...with the ground. Because Cynder suplexed us whilst we were discussing game dev. sorry folks :<

@LANthus I feel like it would have to be made by Suda51 honestly?

But for some reason I really feel like an open world wrestling brawler game would be a ton of fun especially if it was JUST ENOUGH deliberately silly? (and if you could wrestle everything and everyone)

@Efi @SilviaFox@sleeping.town @Cynder "You attempt to suplex the mountain. It seems to be working! You never realised you had such po-wait... nope. sorry. it's actually Cynder suplexing you AND the mountain at the same time. sorry. you lose."

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town @Cynder Well that's a given for you. You're the only one who could.

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town @Cynder hm, fair point. gotta be a survival endurance round then.

@Efi @SilviaFox@sleeping.town @Cynder nothing is impossible with enough willpower and silliness.

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town @Cynder please she's not only a playable character she's an UNLOCKABLE playable character. She's one of the bosses. beat her to unlock her :D Gotta prove you're cool enough to hang with her of course.

@chao@chitter.xyz <carl_sagan_voice> see that pale blue dot?
that's us

that's earth

why don't you give it a suplex?

In a conversation with my housemate I suddenly got a terrible idea

open world wrestling game
BUT WAIT

THERE'S MORE

everything is phys enabled.

EVERYTHING

even the ring. Even the structures making up the ring. even the building. even the ground. even the PLANET.
THE WORLD IS WRESTLABLE

SUPLEX THE PLANET THROUGH A BLACK HOLE

/THAT YOU CAN ALSO SUPLEX/

like katamari damacy only wrestling things instead of rolling them up.

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