@tom petition to rename xmas to slimesmas
@traabot but i like both these things. not together of course...
... but what IF...
@LANthus On the upside, potential monster friends to rescue!
@LANthus bloody hell what kind of wages were those plumbers on what the heck
saving princesses REALLY pays the bills I guess.
@kobold trading nanite clusters for blueprints of aesthetically pleasing butts to admire while you fly around in your spaceship
@kobold
Thanks I don't know how to feel about the fact I will never unsee this note
Welcome twitter refugees!
You see where there was a little "SHOW MORE" button just there that you pressed to see the rest of this? That's a content warning (or CW)
You use those whenever you want to make a toot (stop giggling at the back, we know, that's what it's called, get over it) that mentions something that other people might not want to see
Stuff like politics (it's exhausting), drugs, NSFW stuff, health discussions, selfies, and so on
That's a non-exhaustive list, just be considerate
@noiob
@tom
"Got you now, slimeball!!" Jack Dorsey says as his Twitter "quality control" shock troops attempt to grab Tom
Tom merely smiles as hands grip nothing but their fluid slime body.
"It appears, Jack, that you do not have me. Rather, I have YOU"
Jack watches in fearful terror as his minions are powerless in the wake of a slippery customer such as Tom :3
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.