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@soft_chomps@glitch.social @socketwench actually now i think about it that would probably be poretty hard work at the collecting and bottling and maybe transportation stage because water is fuckin heavy.

@soft_chomps@glitch.social @socketwench huh, apparently water. they were moisture farmers I guess.

which... doesn't really seem all that labour intensive? just.. like, set up a still, wait, collect water, bottle/contain it, sell it, lather rinse repeat?

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz ...i... iw ant to hug this poor girl she's hurting inside you can just see it oh god ;;

@SleepyGem@mastodon.social "What is she talking about? None of these pictures are dorky at all, they're actually really c-*clicks the last one* - oh right haha."

or if the reason he always says "tea", first is BECAUSE of this exact reason? and the first time he just said, "Earl Grey, hot."?

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you ever wonder if picard barked out his usual order of "TEA, EARL GREY, HOT"
and the replicator maybe misheard him once and didn't pick up "TEA", so it fully formed a sexy guy with an Earldom whose family name was Grey, who was presumably just as confused, baffled, and alarmed as the captain was?

@Jenkar @Sir_Boops i was wondering what Heats Flamesman did once he left the Underground when the barrier came down.

@maple that you can do that is so good tho. I'd be tousling for ever. never reaching the selfie part because it would just... i dunno i swear i have like a tentacle creature for hair or something sometimes.

i have hair that no matter what you try to do to it it will always misbehave somehow.

like you can plait it and everything, get it all tidied away, have it properly brushed, combed, pinned back, tied back, treated, and everything.

then

*sproing* whoops stray hairs everywhere sneaking out so it looks like my head is covered in spiders or something.

@maple but you are, you're stylish and cool as heck. also you're right your hair looks fuckin' amazing. I wish mine behaved that well.

it's wild and untamed. long as fuck but holy hell it just... goes everywhere.

made the mistake of thinking the diziness was getting better

hahahahahahah nooooope

@pupy@chitter.xyz I think my favourite thing is how she always, always curls up beside me at night, enxt to my head. if I turn over, she looks at me like "wait what" and then trots over to the side I'm facing to curl up next to my face again. <3 and she just sleeps there curled up in my arm the whole night, peacefully, without disturbing me.

I wake up with her nearly without fail, next to my face every morning, give her a petting and she starts purring contently.

oh gosh Kami is flopped across my hands, and turned over, reached up and pawed at my face gently to pull my face closer to hers so she could nuzzle and nosebump me before flopping again. i love this cat so much ;w; <3

@maple careful gentle pets to not remove dust from delicate wings, sof smooch on nose, nice multiarm hugs <3

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