Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@theoutrider but yeah also that sword. wow.

WOW.

holy balls.

@theoutrider I had to watch this cutscene to see what you were talking about

and uh

holy fuck

like, Dorf just straight up tools on the kid on screen. like, fucking YIKES

...okay wow turns out Ice Cap zone from Sonic 3 is literally just Hard Times by The Jetzons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2OWC5Hosv8

fuckin'

sega did you even try

@Sir_Boops Press F5 to pay respects

oh but it lets me toot to my own timeline but as soon as I try to do a reply "lol noooo"

alright fuckin what is up with my internet that I hit Toot! and then it doens't toot so I think I haven't hit it so I hit it again, then again, and then think "oh fuck it's probably posted each time but isn't updating" so I have to refresh my entire window and THEN ALL the posts show up so I have to go back and friggin DELETE THEM GHUHASFAJSKF

@ShugoWah@snouts.online oh... oh no . :(

Me: Oh boy time to play sekiro
Kami: lol no
Me: k

okay, we took the kitties (all three) to the vets today for a regular checkup.

They're all in great shape and perfect health.

except the two girls who are a li'l on the tubby side it seems.

Truth be told I was sure Kami had put on a little weight but they're not massively chonky. Sid on the other hand is perfectly trim. Despite eating loads. and hunting. and stealing food from the neighbour's cats.

._.; gosh he's a hungry boy

bear seek seek lest

@zac realtalk when I first played Justice for All I legit thought Edgeworth had died or some shit the way Phoenix went on about him, and then when he turned up I ended up yelling "OH MY GOD JUST KISS HIM ALREADY YOU POINTY HAIRED FUCK, JEEZ".

I swear they were like a couple having just gone through a breakup but who still really loved each other but were super mad at each other for some daft reason

@raptorhawk@sunbeam.city this but absolutely in no way a joke because holy shit nobody should have to be forced to live without goddamn pockets and it sickens me that men take pockets for granted and don't even THINK about pockets for women's clothing.

@morae@cybre.space Haaah. i get it.
GUT reaction

because you could see inside the guy's g-*gets dragged out of the room immediately*

fediverse: *pictures of the black hole*
my brain: the Dark Soul... of mankind...