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@matt
Heck that's the precise reason I love re4 so much. I mean I still love the original three games but re4 is just great both despite, and BECAUSE of its flaws and weird direction

@matt
The game starts off with Leon being a bit of a bore, but it surprisingly quickly gets VERY silly in a 90s action movie way. It's a great game. It's not a great resident evil game because it diverges SO MUCH from the mood and tone of the first three games, but it's still a really fun game, even more so because of Leon delivering cheesy one liners in cutscenes

Religion? Stupid, now with added drug implications! 

@Ivafakename precisely 0. I don't actually take any recreational drugs. I'm 100% a mess without them =w=;

Religion? Stupid 

@Ivafakename what if all the gods were actually just in a big like... pile, spending their days getting high, and EVERYONE went to heaven, and like, it was no reward, it was just "hey another life, sup" and all the evangelical christian fucks were like "OH MY GOD AM I IN HELL WHAT'S GOING ON!?" because their god was just toking with a buncha other gods. and they're like "wut. oh shit are you from earth? I fuckin' forgot about that place, lol." and then immediately forgets again

summoning the power of the few times so we put a wash of clothes on rather than just the toffee ones

@evie @noiob fuck it's real

it's real you can buy it
but it's like 35 fucking euros oh my god

old selfo 

@envgen ayyyy lmao

i believe that's the required phrase?

"Mind the gap"?? heck no, I don't mind the gap at all. @daylight is good and cute *nodnod!*

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