Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@cozykaffe@snouts.online kitn

ACTIVE

@legendaryjoeb Hell: Pros: cosy, warm, amazing central heating, roast marshmallows any time you like, great company, great music, indoors. Free housing.
Cons: Poor lighting might strain the eyes, pokings a lot, risk of burns, no airconditioning,

Heaven: Pros: good lighting, clear visibility, fluffy clouds, wings
Cons: no fuckin' shelter, damp, cold and moist 24/7, 365 days a year. a massive list of fuckin' OSHA violations not limited to NO FUCKIN' GUARD RAILS, hoitytoity upper management.

@not_on_pizza@weirder.earth ...dangit, german why you always gotta be a pretty good language

@alana_is_tooting@lgbt.io it doesn't drink my pepsi and call me a bitch, 0/10 would not buy

reason why hell is better than heaven

you never say "heavens yes", it's always "Heavens no" or "heavens to betsy!" as a dismayed expletive

hell is way more accepting of choice. "Hell no". "Hell YES". "Ah hell." "HEELLLL YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" and it also has way more uses, like, it's hot as hell, or, it's a cold day in hell before x happens, etc. Nobody says "It's hot as heaven!"

...

what?

oh right people say the weather is heavenly I guess, but... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

@maple tired: t-posing
wired: t-posting.

*also sends hugs to a maplebunbot*

@lynnesbian right goddamn here. fuck yes pangolins

@lynnesbian overclock your pregnancy with high tech water cooling systems and slap on some led light decorated fans (everyone knows LEDs make the fans work more efficiently) and you can cut it down to 2 months.

@ottumon *gaspo* Language! :O

@lynnesbian if you sleep do you also have a DVD rom logo bouncing around your eyes?

@lynnesbian "Woman Fuel"

@ottumon honestly that sounds pretty punk anyway