Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings," it said, "we invite you to join the Federation of Sentient Species."
"Why?"
"You are people. But also, you do a wondrous thing that noone else does."
"What?"
"You sing."
"Most don't sing well."
"Nevertheless, you sing."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

[target acquired] . . .
[triangulating location] . . .
[calculating launch velocity] . . .
[calibrating traction control] . . .
[testing launch systems]. . .
[NYOOOOM]

When your anxiety's through the roof and Nazis decide to heckle by calling you gay first thing in the morning like that's supposed to hurt or something but instead you just feel seen

i found this old doodle I did of a possum from 2015? idk they cute

shoutout to the bit in Super Paper Mario where Peach is being held captive by some turbonerd and has to do a quiz to get free and

@ben takemeon