Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

put turbo buttons on things that don't need them

got a robot friend?
put a turbo button on them
got a computer?
turbo button it.
Got a neural network for generating pooptoots?
turbo pooptoot button.
Toilet?
turbo button.
Kettle?
Turbo button
IKEA desk?
TŨŘBÖ ßŪŢTŎŃ
Plush toy?
Turbo Button (eyes)
Turbo button?
TURBO BUTTON

@zac Thanks! I got to preemptively block this piece of filth before I even had to interact with him now. ^^

(also because spaghetti is kinda basic and boring and there are SO MANY WAY COOLER NOODLES and shapes of pasta out there :D )

One of my favourite Undertale comics is that one where Frisk takes Papyrus to a human supermarket and shows him the pasta aisle and it's like a revelation to the guy and he's so overjoyed

And I love it not because of "lol the funny pasta skeleton", it's because of just how pure and earnest the reaction is and it just makes me so happy to imagine just .. being able to bring so much joy with something so simple.

@maple the best amount

bleh I have to clean my room.

...

....... eehhhhhhh D: D: D:

okay not like super synthwave but PRETTY synthwave

(also synthwave, VERY VERY synthwave)

"but ren what about you why aren't you on a themed instance?"
I am
I'm on Computerfairi.es

The theme here is being fucking awesome and having an adorable wonderful valid admin :3

@Zeny@snouts.online it's 2019, let's get weird :D

@Zeny@snouts.online tbf they're not wrong, ergonomic mice ARE pretty weird lookin'.

gamer mice doubly so.

@apow@snouts.online *sends hugs if wanted* ;;

@apow@snouts.online i hate that argument so much. like "Be thankful you have a job!"like, jesus, nobody has a job because they WANT one, they HAVE to have one or else they starve to death on the streets. fuckin' christ. what is so hard to understand about this. and it's usualyl from boomers and/or retirees who are basically set for fucking life because they got handout after handout and had a great economy that they fucking trashed and don't ever NEED to fuckin' work any more. ugh.