@LANthus BUT ALSO STILL HAMTARO STORYLINES, BUT WITH MUSCLY SUPER FASHIONISTA ANTHRO HAMSTERS WITH PSYCHIC POWERS, and I JUST.
FUCKIN..
I'm done. I'm fuckin' done. my brain, please remove it, this sort of horrid but wonderful mental image clearly means I've been infected by some kind of cenobite or some shit I dunno something is clearly very wrong and I need to go to hell or something.
@LANthus also now I'm imagining JJBA but Hamtaro characters instead. but still Araki's art style and hgghhhhh
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But when Alice said everything was a secret with her girlfriend, it was only half-teasing. There was a shadow over her sometimes. A weight. At those moments, she had ancient eyes.
But now, as her girlfriend kissed her sweetly, that shadow seemed far away.
'I hope you like cats,.' Her girlfriend grinned. She snapped her fingers and in a whirl they became small and furry and fierce.
The two queens, one with ancient eyes, rushed through the gardens on a new, and secret, adventure.
Alice giggled as her girlfriend pulled her into a corner of the town gardens. 'What's the big secret?'
Her girlfriend smiled to one side, that irresistible quirk that had first drawn her to her. 'It's a big *adventure*.'
'Yeah, but everything's a secret with you,' she said, a little breathlessly.
Her girlfriend's smile widened. 'Am I really so mysterious?'
She was. She was laughter on the wind and a smile in moonlight. She was perfume quickly whisked away.
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@LANthus Lan you didn't have to go this hard
but you did
and i am at once both horrified
and very deeply proud of you
@Nine *deep breath* ok so when you say Hamtaro are you referring to the anime of hamtaro that was brought over to the West? Because did you know that's actually Hamtaro the second? Not many know or talk about it but there's actually a hamtaro family tree you can trace down.
@tom that's okay it wasn't especially funny anyway XD
@tom wasn't that piccolo's special move
@pupy@chitter.xyz aaa I just saw this on hellsite and aaaaa https://twitter.com/nekomata_ftnr/status/1081299692179222528
re: Electronics gore, incredibly terrible dietary suggestion | Passing kink mention
@BatElite @Felthry Both flavour AND texture yeah. I ... I really don't like foods that are a featureless mush which is why I hate when gravy is poured on things, except in certain contexts (like in a meat pie, gotta have gravy in that). Bland foods are like "uahhgh no." Also I LOVE pasta but if that stuff is overcooked it's just like "ugh nope." It's gotta be EVER so slightly firm at the least to give it texture.
r/traa post, may contain sensitive content
this post was kinda a lightbulb moment for me, tbh. https://redd.it/ckh385
food mention for the sake of a silly pooptoot
question for those of us who have experience with hot messes
Is it safe to reheat them the next day or should I just throw it out?... or is it okay to eat a cold mess instead? Like, is it like pizza, or is it more like... chips? (fries for overseas folks)
@fillertrack ...holy shit i'm flinching at the idea of stepping barefoot on those ice cold floors jesus girl hypothermia is not a good look get somethin' warm on! D:
@fillertrack plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
@matt really it's just dragon's lair but faster
@maple he absolutely does
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.