Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
@pup_hime there are people who weren't aware there was a FIRST angry birds movie.
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Yay computer fairies! 🎉
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computer fairies !!! 🎉
@LANthus (oh absolutely :D it is a pooptoot too strong for most timelines)
@hyperlink@snouts.online no
No no no no no no no no no
No no no NOOOOOOO
@LANthus please, you must understand! I say again, I am going to bed, and I require ONLY your STRONGEST POOPTOOTS.
@LANthus I beg you. I am going to bed, and I require only your STRONGEST pooptoots.
Fediverse
I'm going to bed
And I require only your strongest pooptoots
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"A map?"
"We sailed far, through exceptionally perilous waters to find the spot. We dug and... found a carved circle of stone, bearing a single instruction."
"My patience is wearing thin..."
"Uuhh, we followed the instruction and found no bones nor treasure. We're sorry, we didn't intend to break into YOUR home."
"What was the instruction?"
"Keep digging."
In the end, the Devil granted them the greatest treasure of all - their weight in gold to leave and to never speak of the circle.
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The Devil stared at the dusty pirate crew, cutlasses and shovels brandished in trembling hands, in the center of Her throne room.
She was used to pirates; many often came through Her gates. Usually they were dead.
"Explain," she commanded.
"Err..." gulped a young Aeta woman who'd volunteered with the aid of a hearty shove, "We heard of a great treasure, buried with the bones of the Captain who had acquired it all. We followed a map."
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hey kid, want some... *opens trenchcoat* import manga...?
@tom the pico8 version of homestuck
stimming, audiohazard
@Kat i love how that sounds omg
Absolutely nobody:
Me:
My brain: POTION SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE
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If you have a sungo-shaped hole in your company, I'm actively looking for a remote gig. My resume is over at https://sungo.wtf/resume.pdf - Boosts very welcome
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@masklayer okay google how do i antialias my face asking for a friend
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
