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@Ivafakename "wtf are you doing in my house!?"
"my house, I don't see your name on it. /I/ however see MINE"
"oh. welp guess I can't argue with that, rules and all, have a nice day!"

@mavica I'm sorry mavica it auto capitalised on my phone by default ><;

@007@mastodon.xyz can't debunk it if the person you are telling the story about really did exist and die long ago ;)

@mavica I'm still here. :( I missed all your posts earlier since I had to get some work done but you're not alone I promise.

@iodrgain i feel ya. I can't play minecraft because it doesn't fuckin' work on my pc

@iodrgain WHOOP WHOOP
dat's da sound of da Admins banning me from the minecraft server for too many memes and statues of tiddies

@iodrgain [Metal Gear Solid Guard Alert noise] "WHAT'S THAT SOUND!?"

@cozykaffe@snouts.online ...I can't quite remember if I admitted it was because of a roleplaying chat that I learned to type really fast, becuase the text scrolled by real quick so you had to kinda get the post out there FAST or it'll lose all context (it didn't keep logs that far back either D: )... I think I mighta said "uhh... I uh...do ... a lot of writing of stories on my pc?" which... wasn't UNtrue...?

@cozykaffe@snouts.online holy shit same???

like I can type at a frightening speed apparently, even without looking at the keyboard even slightly or even the screen the words are APPEARING on, so I am super good at being dictated to and writing what people say??

aaaaaaaand that's becuase of a roleplaying chat online that ran shitty old HTTPChat back in the 90s loool

I once took at CLAIT (computer literacy and information technology) course at my school, and they were like "wtf how do you type so fast"

@babbage 1st panel: Waluigi as a playable character in Smash
2nd panel: Waluigi as EVERY character in Smash.

@monorail every time i think this meme is dead and gone

it comes back

and steals my house in the divorce

Lewd silly shitpost, unicode bs, pokemon 

@tom @masklayer brb sending a ditto to the daycare centre that is named "Unless"

you have the right to scream at ass; if you are unable to scream at own ass, an ass will be provided for you

AAAAA Dude still so surreal that I won this art fam. I'm so happy!!! Artist is @Rno71 on Twitter!

sui 

@mavica *sends hugs* Hell no i don't advocate for you killing yourself because you are good and wonderful :(

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