@em (the footnote is at the bottom of the note inside the envelope. It merely reads "*: Well okay most of a farm it's kinda been neglected lol forgot I had it to be honest rofl rip in pepperonis me"
@skelltan@hellsite.site @em "hey kiddo look i'm dying but here's an envelope. DO. NOT. OPEN IT. until you decide you cannot exist under capitalist exploitation any longer. Thheeeennn you'll wanna open it. I left you a farm*."
"...H..how did you make that asterisk noise with your mouth-"
"quiet kid, it's a footnote, I'll tell you later. ANYWAY, yeah, open it then, and then you can either fight the corps, or help the corps I guess up to you lol peace out"
"T-THE FOOTNOTE THO?"
"Oh you'll find out."
oh dang that reminds me one of the NPC trainers you can face repeatedly in Pokemon Swoosh is a construction lady and she's cute and perky and broad shouldered and clearly well muscled and has kinda a cylindrical body shape rather than huge hips and tiny waist and she's just... so good??
She's very femme, but also burly as fuck and I deeply appreciate this atypical body type it's so good <3
@monorail Oooohh, oh I gotcha
@monorail heweh? Radtown?
Birdsite link. Also Evangelion and Pokemon Swoosh combined pooptoot. It's pretty good, no I didn't make it but I gotta share it
@zatnosk yeah that's... Probably not good, no. O_o;;
@ottumon Real Hacker Hours
Me: *basking in having completed the post game section for pkmn swoosh now as well*
My brain: hey wanna think about the Pokemon slogan for a while?
Me: oh yeah sure, that sounds like harmless fun.
Brain: *looking patiently at watch* three... Two...
Me: *realisation* omfg. You've never EVER been able to "Catch Em All", not in ANY of the main series games!! You gotta trade for the ones you can't get!!! We've been lied to for decades?!?!
Brain: aaaaand there we go.
@LANthus @MochiWaifu @evie do I need to pet Bunny Prime 1 before I pet Bunny Prime 2 or can I just pet them in any order?
@BatElite sjhkdflahfhJHAHHA fuck XD
RT @Sazorak@twitter.com
Oh god. @GiantBomb@twitter.com has a new premium feature continuing the amazing bit from the Bombcast where they attempt to determine the worst song of the 80s. I present this excerpt without comment. https://www.giantbomb.com/videos/the-worst-songs-of-the-80s/2300-14983/
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.