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trying to upload catte pictures and can't my phone is being a poo

@Ivafakename i can imagine this and I'm pretty sure the response would be

Priest: "The Lord is no joke."
"Atheist" (because let's be real a lot of them are just doing it because they hate women and think being 'logical and rational' - which they aren't - makes them look smarter): "ACKTUALLY the only joke here is that you think god exists and I now wish to debate you constantly!"
Rabbi: *sits at the bar to watch* "My friend, the joke's not even started yet. Popcorn?"

Thankfully today I have a song stuck in my head that isn't memeish.

...well, not particularly memeish.

...

touhou doesn't NECESSARILY count as memeish!

youtube.com/watch?v=Wez4qMlK71

Extremely Fucking Cursed Brexit Porn 

@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city roll up, roll up, get your complementary vomit bags here

@pup_hime commander: *plots a straight line course for movement with absolutely no obstacles in the way, towards a single bit of cover*
Operative: *veers off course repeatedly to vault over, around and across everything in the vicinity to get there* PARKOUR

Aragorn: Mon épée est votre !
Legolas: Et mon arc est votre !
Gimly: Et ma Hache !
Steven: Et Steven !

i was thinking about how Sr can mean either Senior or Sister (as in a nun) and now all i can think of is

tired: Sr and Jr (Senior and Junior)

wired: Sr and Jr (Sister and Jister)

this is it. the cursed post. I'm sorry. 

@Salith@queer.party unfortunately you now also have that stuck in your head from reading this so really you only have yourself to blame

welp time to ... stop sitting on my arse and playing on my phone and actually do something fun...

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...aaaany minute now.

@Proxy@snouts.online yeah that... that whole thing just fell to pieces the moment it started.

someone good at gifs take some scenes with the truck from Maximum Overdrive and replace it with the vengabus

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