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@Ivafakename MAR10
my brain: "Marlo"
me: "...no it's Mario. Mar-/i/-"
my brain: "Marlo" :)
me: "..."
my brain: :)
me: ._.; marlo it is.

everyone always asking who was phone

nobody asks HOW was phone

just remembered there's a band called "Send More Paramedics" and yes they are themed after Night of the Living Dead.

gosh I really could do with more Hoshiguma dupes or tokens to level her potential up I wonder how I get them...

...

oh right. she's a six star.... Top Operator recruit tag or special event headhunting only ._.;

Food, nsfw 

@Ivafakename ...I hate to be that person but... c_c; i've literally seen those. hell I went to a birthday party for someone and someone got them a giant candy dick on a stick. e_e;

Food 

@Ivafakename TOP candy specialists? crap there's where I've been going wrong. I've only got BOT- *dragged off stage before they can finish that cursed toot*

Food 

@Ivafakename you raise a fair point.
though honestly a flute made of candy would get sticky real quick

@alahmnat@snouts.online you are a true artist. thank you ;w;

lewd shitpost nonsense 

@lamb what about people who want to be anime girls AND fuck anime girls

"To assist you with your search, please tell me about your ideal partner."

"Cephalopods. I mean, a great partner, to me, is like a cephalopod. Highly intelligent, problem solver, can throw down or cause a clever distraction to get away depending on the situation and has a preference for sea-food. Also, excellent hugger. That's a must."

The matchmaker steepled six of her hands thoughtfully, "I don't suppose you're into Lego™?"

"I am!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

gross? 

@BatElite she has massive gremlin energy yes :O but she is exceedingly friendly and cuddly too. lovegremling

gross? 

@BatElite She likes to be especially cuddly when she's soaking wet from the rain too

Look all I'm saying is that Linux needs a cracktro. Right after grub and before the kernel gets loaded.

Trainer options would be nice, too.

Thulhu has come for her post-"I've been outside and pooped and now I want attentioooon" snuggle.

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