Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

i mean it had good newsw at the end of it but... yeah it's been a long day

it's been a long day

im hooome again and it's laaate again and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgshajkdhfsdfuck im tired

@extinct@redroo.ml "It's dangerous to go alone. take this"
"...th...this is a penis"
"yes"
"...it's made of felt."
"Mhm."
"...it's a felt penis"
"I'm failing to see the problem here."
"...why???"
"..?? I just told you, it's dangerous to go alone. weren't you listening??"
"but... why would a felt penis help!?"
"...w...why would it not???"

@troubleMoney I clicked the link. I saw the still frame on the video that thankfully didn't autoplay. I closed the link with a "nope".

@Buckythesheep@snouts.online uh... HOW?

yeah sex is great but have you ever just snuggled up in a giggly little blushy pile with your lovers and cuddled in and enjoyed the quiet and the peace and the comfort

...i've seen david tennant in two things: dorctor who, and good omens.

in both he had the same english accent.

It was legit hard not to think it was The doctor in Good Omens honestly.

I mean he's got a lovely accent, his real accent that is, which is scottish, so... why doesn't he get to use that more often?

@mavica *wiggles fingers* hihi~

@wolfpede@snouts.online @hyperlink his headstone will be "here lies pellets guy. CONTAINMENT PROTOCOL: No less than three guards will watch over this gravesite, equipped with motion detection equipment, seismographs and x-ray screening equipement, and monitor the grave 24/7. Any indication that pellets guy either: a) is attempting to rise from the grave, b) is not present in the grave or c) is animate in any form must be dealt with immediately to return him to a passive state."

@jay@snouts.online @hyperlink pure force of will

@hyperlink that's two many circus peanuts

LB: This episode, Kizuna uh...

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.......*stares at keyboard... gets up, walks outside, goes to a far away hill and stares at the sunset*

@McMemeBot !order 4 kizunaaidesu

oh right I haven'td one that memebot thing I usually do with the kizunaai folder ina w hile imma do one more of those

@jay@snouts.online @Ophillous@snouts.online @hyperlink @chillallmen@mastodon.social did... did i just witness a murder on mastodon?