Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@JohnBrownJr NO
DO NOT

SO UH. UPDATE.

Forgot about the internet thing.

I decided to test it just now and uh...

Remember how yesterday I said my download speed topped out about 3.9 Mbps?

Reaching 19Mbps today. Goshhecko. That's not even a "slowly ramping up to that", it's just "BAM HERE WE GO MAX SPEED TIME TO PUT ON EUROBEAT AS WE SURF ONLINE TOKYO DRIFT"

Regarding internet speeeebs

right now? currently hitting something like 3.9 Mbps, tops.

gonna test it tomorrow see if it's any better.

ooo apparently the local relay just got upgraded to fibre optic. Goes online tomorrow, so we miiiight see a massive boost to interbutts.

@troubleMoney @mavica apparently the IO port gets disconnected for tummy buttons a lot. Seems a bit pointless to keep them there.

I propose turning them into turbo switches.

@ansugeisler@scholar.social @kittybecca@masto.jews.international @HTHR@cybre.space I have just now realised that autocorrect snagged "dementors" and changed it to dementia... fucksake.

@fraggle@octodon.social earworms are rogue processes and malware designed to keep our brains busy with that instead of focused on more useful things like blowing up people's heads with mind bullets.

at least, that's the only explaination I can think of when I get godawful catholic hymns stuck in my fucking head.

@hyperlink that boy is so good

Post brushing Thulhu-pancaking. Lookit how relaxed she is! <3

Full picture description in the alt-text of course.

@legendaryjoeb they gachme real bad D:

@007@mastodon.xyz pocket sand hanitiser

oh boy i can't wait to do some recruiting and headhunting in Arknights to see if I can get some operators I don't have yet!

*consistently pulls nothing but Orchid, Melantha, Beagle, Fang, Hibiscus and Steward 3 stars no matter what, all of which are fully Potentialled ;w; *

@jk I got questions about the fact that hand appears to have retractable claws in the fingertips of the little and ring fingers.

@kioskwitch nowadays this practice has fallen out of practice, but especially amongst older, more established company personnel in Japan, they do occasionally yell "no flash plugin installed" to each other as a form of greeting during important business meetings, as a way of honouring tradition.