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@noiob @joshua @tom Addendum 4: After Incident SLIME-X001 "SLIMEAGEDDON", wherein the sunglasses were removed, a total of ⬛⬛⬛ Foundation personnel and ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ civilians within a ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ radius, were killed when [REDACTED].
Again. DO NOT. Remove. the Sunglasses. - O-5

@joshua @noiob @tom Addendum 2: Following Incident SLIME-4582-1 "Food Fight", all containers in the cafeteria will now be properly labelled or else O-5 council will PERSONALLY handle the disciplinary proceedings, which may involve anything up to and including demotion to D-class personnel and/or immediate termination.

Addendum 3: Following Incident SLIME-4582-2 "Viscera Cleanup Detail", the Foundation has decided that storing SCP-SLIME in the Cafeteria may be a bad idea after all.

nsfw shitpost, illustrated dinosaur asshole 

@hyperlink wh....

....why

If you're in the UK, do its trans people a massive solid and fill this in.

(It's set up by trans rights group Gendered Intelligence, before you ask)

gra.good.do/trusstme/trusstme/

@Violet I was baffled why they hadn't remade this already for the WiiU what with it LITERALLY having a camera functionality, in the console/handset, but then I suppose the WiiU was a fairly divisive console. It def makes sense it being on the Switch tho.

brain is full of zelda right now i keep seeing the words "Twitter Link" and thinking "wait Link has a twitter account? :O is it cute?? Do they post themselves in cute dresses there?"

ph, ear, kinda rather gross 

ooo I think my ear is finally getting better. left side of my face isn't swollen up any more, my ear is doing that clicky thing again which implies the swelling's getting tot he point it's not gonna block the canal any more, and... well okay it's still gunky and smells foul but... yeah it's not... SUPER LEAKY any more, that's good. yay \o/

hopefully I can ease off on the painkillers too.

@tom neil breen 6 I think, though in japan it's called neil breen 3

BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD

ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

the kind of person who would use a Windows 95 desktop theme for linux (i.e., me) would only use one if it actually WAS pixel-perfect and identical in all ways (spacing, borders, fonts, icons, etc) so its really a mystery why 'Chicago95' exists

@activationfxn@todon.nl that's super inspirational somehow omg

seriously the screenfilling fifth character is just corn that stayed humble instead of just... sitting there. Neglected.

back in the 50s when data storage was less dense, one CD took up an entire room thats why they called it a CD-ROOM

@finn *looks over at their lawn which is attempting to annex surrounding gardens around it by military force* you know, I always suspected, but could never truly be sure

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