Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@joshua @LANthus @evie oh shit you crossed the fandoms! D: *total protonic reversal!!*

@LANthus @evie *looks at a nearby odd looking phonebooth*.... funny you should say that... got a nickel?

@outie Repetitive Striking Injury

a romhack pack for every jrpg that replaces any instance of "lizard" in the text with "lizer"

@Beancatte@snouts.online Oh yeah absolutely, the man is like, a straight up roulette wheel where you can get even odds across everything, because there's a 50 50 chance of good vs bad idea. and there is NO WAY OF TELLING which it will be until you spin that friggin wheel.

bull hockey.
dog cricket.

seriously my phone just cannot stay connected via wifi no matter what I do this is horse shit

oh goddammit what is UP WITH this fucking WIFI GOD FUCK

@troubleMoney @mavica be gurg do crimes

@troubleMoney @mavica ffffffffuck i meant to say girg but okay girl works too

@troubleMoney @mavica girl

@jk ...*starts counting* ...fuck have i only got 599 on the left one? did I misplace a hair?? DID I MISCOUNT!?

wait maybe the right eyebrow has it... *checks* HOW DOES IT HAVE 652!?!?

why do i keep making the mistake of trying to catch up on news with twitter it's always gonna make me feel garbage

@mawr instructions unclear, tried to do all my work and jobs whilst playing Burnout Paradise and predictably crashed a lot

@jk their AI has not yet worked out how to mimic being human so the blinking algorithm is not yet randomised

@Kat@snouts.online Real Dog Posting Hours who up

c'mon usb pen stop failing mid copying