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@mavica I couldn't kick an ass if my life depended on it i'll be honest.

I'm So Meta 

@mavica I literally stared at this for several moments before going "MAVICA OH MY GOD". which of course, meant i was required to fav and boost it.

@myconidiosyncrasy okay like I know this is a shitpost but you're 100% correct, and thank you for saying it.

....Guardian Tales has a character who is literally an Isekai protagonist but she's stuck in the world of Guardian Tales and Reality has Ensued and she's become a badass because she had to survive through ungodly amounts of shit

@cozykaffe@snouts.online slick Spirited Away reference

Me: *has to get up early in the morning so sets an alarm and tries to go to bed early and get a good night's uninterrupted sleep*
My brain:

hmhm...

what if i played staxel?

mh... I wonder if there's any fun species mods to add to character creation? *checks the workshop* Ooo! Kobold race!! :D ...wait... *looks closer... ALREADY SUBSCRIBED*

:O

What do you call a Rabbi flying a plane? 

@owashii@snouts.online that said tho

if someone is both an avid marine explorer with their own scuba gear, and also is someone whose profession is that of a priest or other religious functionary or individual,

that makes them a Holy Diver, yes?

it sucks that movies nowadays are all made in front of a green screen. as a result they really lack the magic of the classic movies, back in the old days, when they used to use a blue screen

@V *extremely Deus Ex: The Recut voice* Old men. Running the world.

mmgnhgh i wanna do things but my brain won't let me i'm stuck in this awful fuckin' bit where i can never get started on ANYTHING and i'm getting progressively more bored to the point it's painful

LB: Leeroy Jenkinsing yourself is not necessarily a good plan and I'm not sure I recommend it but sometimes

you jus gotta, y'know?

we need more of them were straight up leeroy jenkins themselves if you wish, you are

bricks, transported
lawn, mown
dishes, done
body, exhausted
thoughts, no
head, empty
i am forceably ejected from this plane of existence

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