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tired: "tiny houses" that require you to own land to put it on
wired: tiny houses inside a warehouse as temporary lockable shelters for houseless folks minnesota.cbslocal.com/2020/08

@owashii@tech.lgbt @aoife I think we all know who the loser here is

(me, i'm the loser)

@aoife maybe they shouldn't have such a hard to pronounce (and spell) town name

@joshua :bing: how to convince police i am not the jacaklope they were called about and the invasion force is not coming i am a normal human with the normal human amount of antlers not a jackalope

@joshua :bing: how to cancel police call about jackalope supremacy

mkwii 

@monorail

...I read the CW as Mortal Kombat Wii and I was very very confused for a moment.

clearly i need more sleep

@gingerrroot my brain is a fuck and read this as it being "Captain Yuri Images"

but also yes I agree.

@troubleMoney oh dang this would be super useful actually because it would like... make sure there was no food left on the floor, and also like...you could find random bits of change real easy, just gotta get it to give the stuff back lol.

@a_breakin_glass ugh not ebay they'll take a ridiculous amount in fees off ya for gender

@a_breakin_glass *frowning while looking at a clipboard, takes off hardhat to scratch head in confusion, looks over shoulder at three shipping containers which are in the process of being offloaded from a cargo ship. shrugs* I dunno what to tell you, I got a note here saying that I'm to deliver this consignment of gender to ya, that's all. I don't get paid to ask questions y'know? I can't take it back now, it's already paid for by whoever ordered it, so, y'know, I guess it's free genders. ya?

okay look... I can't be alone in this

but... who else ever wanted a pet rust monster when you inevitably played D&D at some point

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