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@pup_hime we heard you like macbooks so we put a macbook in your macbook so you can uh... mac...whiole you book?

@heatherhorns I mean,m given this year they were probably like "...yeah fair enough, encasing oneself in honey is kinda a mood"

@avie@awoo.space avie is also shaped like a friend! *offers snug!*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my friend commissioned @ brushykb on Twitter to draw this i n c r e d i b l e Actual Real Life Snapshot of me doing #DafYomi as a New Year's gift and i COULD NOT be more thrilled and happy with it!!! heck heck heck heck heck!!! #NewProfilePic

@batterpunts @jk the man is a wicker mech?

the wicker is a mech man?

the man mech a wicker is?

@batterpunts @codl i read this out of context as "Codl Fest" and I was like "yeah okay that sounds rad actually codl is p. nice"

Ooo oven should be cold now. Baking Stone seasoning ROUND TWO

@Siph@rage.love Marx, Engels, Dril. the cornerstones of all leftist theory.

Though Dril honestly will be fine to read, it gives you a great overview for the average reader.

@purple do not encourage my brain it is bad and belongs in the pear wiggler.

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site If it weren't contained in my head I bet it fuckin' would too

(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)

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me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*

HEY NINTENDO

RT @ctrlcreep@twitter.com

Artificial scarcity is an admission of weakness, a fear that in abundance you would be less valuable, less loved, incapable of filling all that time

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ctrlcreep/status/1

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