Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@wandrew take the left track and you can definately do a sweet ollie over your buddy without harming them, but take the straight path and while it's harder and there's a chance of wiping out hilariously badly, if you manage to pull it off, it's gonna look slick as hell and your friend on the left track is gonna be so jealous.

@legendaryjoeb hmm, might be okay, like, it's only one kilometer a second, you'll prolly bounce right? You should be fine... *waits a second, then yells behind them* GET THE POPCORN JOE'S ABOUT TO SLAM INTO A PLANET.

@KitRedgrave it's free real estate!

but the real estate is girls kissing girls.

@KitRedgrave okay so like

you take... a girl...

and you take... ANOTHER girl

and like

they're in love

but with

*leans in* e a c h  o t h e r

and then

AND THEN

they K I S S

girls, and stay with me on this one, *leans closer to the microphone... long pause for effect*... /KISSING GIRLS/

@vortex_egg I'd go further and posit that at least for some of the people spouting that bs narrative is so they can blame their own fuckups on "the poors" and thus not have to confront the reality of their own bigotry or actually put any work into making the world better because god forbid they have to put themselves out in any way for others

@BatElite @monorail ooo yes I can! *Shuffles the AND in place* done!

@BatElite @monorail *blinks, looks over at the various words pieced together, and oops* My bad one sec. *moves "Holly IS Baba" apart and reconnects to "Holly Is Holly"*

@monorail oh dang language got me beat D:

...shouldn't it be HTMUL?

like...

Hypertext is one word but that's HT, and Markup is technically two words, but that's just... M... it should be MU. ...

...language can stay as one word and just one letter that one's not being weird about it, it's cool.

@jk ₕₒₙₛₑ

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz v. sof, huggabl.

@mawr @IceWolf @noiob GOD. SAME.
AGH.

like "jeez you say you love tabletop rping but you never read any of the books" and like

GOD

I WISH I FUCKING COULD READ THE DAMN BOOKS

"you've got them right the-"

IRRELEVANT. LITERALLY, PHYSICALLY CANNOT READ THEM. like god you think i'm not reading them because I 'can't be bothered'? No, my brain physically rejects the possibility I could even open the fucking things. EVEN THE BOOK I HELPED WRITE.

@mawr @IceWolf @noiob hhhhhhh forms, forms are a fucking nightmare. any time i have to fill in a form I have to legit take several moments to gear myself up for it because every part of my brain screams in abject terror at having ot fill in a form god io FUCKING HATE FORMS.