Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Ivafakename for a second ther ei mixed up link and zelda in my head again and was like ":o :o :o oh man Link got her tits finally?! I'm so happy for her!"

@Ivafakename to be fair there's a fair bit of evidence to back up the official zelda timeline. It is kinda wild that the original two NES games are like... waaaaaaay in the future of the entire timeline, and down one of those paths, and we still have no answer as to why Breath of the Wild has elements from ALL THREE timeline splits, AND that Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity introduces FURTHER timeline splits... hhhh....

@Ivafakename *spreads hands to make a rainbow between them* Niiintendooooo

@Ivafakename what's not to understand tho!
Child, Adult,. BASKETBALL

@Ivafakename it's okay Brian David Gilbert did an Unravelled on the complete, and I do mean COMPLETE, Zelda Timeline, so you can get up to speed on it perfectly wtihin the space of like 20 minutes.

@Ivafakename (this may not be accurate i've not watched or read any version of wizard of oz in like... fuckin decades lol)

@Ivafakename oh that scarecrow? I don't think i ever saw him actually scare any crows. he seems pretty chill. just... hanging out with the birds instead.

@Ivafakename scarecrow's a cop anyway fuck em

no more scared birds

they are free

\o/

@moiety@queer.garden that single bar down the middle is the small percentage where you first go "...thing??..." having utterly forgotten, the moment it left your hand, what it was, what its significance is, and that it even existed in the first place.

adobe more like a-do-be-causing-more-problems-than-its-solving