Show newer

re: Monsterfucker bingo, i am horrifically kinky (absolutely non-serious reply) 

@heatherhorns Free Space is my favourite kink.

Today's gender is the sound of a dial-up modem.

using illegal decks in ccg because crimes and they can't arrest you for it even though they wish they could

@monorail *finger on monkey paw curls* Breaking news: Chuck E Cheese is now a megachurch

i put this above the entrance to the kitchen about 18 months ago, and to be honest, because i see it every day, i completely forgot that it’s there

Aroace people are awesome
Ace people who are not aro are awesome
Aro people who are not ace are awesome

@softgoat oh dang my Fun value wasn't set high enough, mine just made this noise: undertale.fandom.com/wiki/Unus
(specifically the grandpasemi.ogg one which i can't find just on its own annoyingly)

Hmm, completed teh Artemis path on NMS without completing the Atlas Path and now I have to go back and complete that before I can get the Remembrance which was a reward from the Artemis path and hhhh. can I be arsed?

@artemis@vulpine.club @owashii@plush.city clearly in the Yakuza universe, guns aren't illegal in japan because of the death they could cause, but because they're afraid of the general human populace realising japanese people are immune to bullets or some shit

@artemis@vulpine.club @owashii@plush.city Kiryu has never - *watches Kiryu suplex someone into a railing* -...er... has NEVER - *Kiryu blows up a helicopter with a rocket launcher* -... HAS NE- *Kiryu straight up pulls out a shotgun and shoots numerous thugs repeatedly in the streets* - okay that one I'm absolutely not sure how nobody died from what the fuck

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!